It's a Clean Sweep

It's been so crazy around here in the USA that I forgot to tell you my breaking news from Doha. David has hired me a housekeeper! Haha, it was inevitable. I was the last of a dying breed over there...the proud madame of an "unkept" house. My famous line was that I was going to have to fire my housekeeper because she was absolutely awful. Well, she has officially been canned by her husband. Thanks, Dear! (I think?). Anyway my replacement has already been hired and he (yes, I said "he") is doing a bang up job I hear. David tells me that the villa has never looked so good...gee thanks, sweetie. I'll get over that slight, no doubt, as soon as I arrive back in Doha to witness it myself. The guy David hired will clean the house, wash the car, and hose down the back and front patios for the same price that my Kumar charged just to keep the outside clean. I knew all along that I was getting totally scammed, but I couldn't refuse Kumar's boyish grin. So, I left it to David to fire and hire while I was gone, and it appears he was up to the task. Wow, I must have been REALLY BAD! Nonetheless, THANKS, DEAR!
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