I thought I'd get up and at'em this morning despite another terrible night's sleep, so I headed to our newly opened LuLu Hypermarket around 11:15am. Ok, so that's my definition of "up and at'em". As I was pulling into the parking lot, some white man leaving in a Land Cruiser (wanna be Qatari?) grabbed my attention and was putting his hands in prayer formation and nodding to me. OMG, he's hitting on me by asking me to go pray at the mosque with him for Friday prayer! Ugh, creepoid, don't mess with me while I'm jet lagging. I avoided his advances and continued on to the entrance which wasn't working by the way and entered through the exit door. I
decided I'd check out the upstairs first, before doing my grocery shopping and see what fun stuff they had in store for me. As I was coming off the escalator, I was greeted by a mob of security guards informing me that they weren't open. I'm acting all confused then realize that they were trying to inform me that they close from 11:30am to 1:00pm for Friday prayer. Hmm, could that be why the entrance door wouldn't open? Oh, and by the way... sorry creepoid, my bad!
OMG, I'm cracking up. You are too much!
ReplyDeleteGuess you need to get up earlier!! lol
ReplyDeleteSounds like Siesta time to me! LOL, that is so funny.
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ReplyDeleteoh mother, you are just too funny...maybe next time you won't be so quick to judge the creepoids of qatar :)
ReplyDeleteYou are a nut! Seriously, was this not the longest day ever! The stores at The Mall (yes, it is called The Mall) didn't open until 8!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the confirmations that I am losing it...you know I can read between the lines. Yeah, Gina, these mall hours, be it THE Mall or otherwise really stink.
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